I Hate People …………Yeah, not even for This moment

Why is it that people are incapable?

Screw it … I’m a fucking alien for the planet of Fuck All of YOU….
Because  the one thing that pisses me off is that …

Too angry to even explain…

I’ll make these people pay so Hard… It’s okay….
I’ll make them pay…

When I’m famous, when I get a Pulitzer, A Nobel Peace Prize, or something significant, they will be there…

I shall make them pay…With my kindness….
Let it kill them some how….

I wish I’d been ….
A teen idle…
Wasted youth ,pretty lies, ugly truth………

Good night

I’m So Done… For tonight…. READ ON

This sucks…
Guys are asked this ridiculous question sometimes…

Blonds
Brunettes
or
Redheads

They answer for their preference, but then it confuses the shit out of the very few people in the world that can’t understand the logic of WHY this question is even in existence!

So if you like one color of hair, then why am I not attractive?

A question that should be coming up more often than it isn’t!

So you like red heads for example (not pointing any one out or calling out names), then why is it that you can’t enjoy the obvious redhead…

Sure they’re not a runway model, but they sure have it where it counts…

Though on the other hand… I’d like to ask my male audience/followers this:
Why does hair color matter?
Why does her weight matter?
and finally
Why does a females image, in general, matter?

Some people say it’s because if you marry a pretty girl (or boy, oh my fellow vaginanites you Ain’t getting out of this one so easily!) the sex is Amazing, your children will be pretty, or some other bullshit scenario that doesn’t shed light on anything at all…

If you won’t tell the truth, then I’ll have to resort to tell you something about some COMPLEX ASS’D science…

The laws of attraction are the only laws that have the simplest and most formidable ways of deduction…

The Homo-Sapien’s (aka Us human beings) body  sends out a formal and silently chemical set of signals ,equivalent to a “Hello”, to another “attractive” person that are called pheromones that are supposed to detect if the person’s Immune System, NOT THEIR LOOKS or PERSONALITY, is a match…When that happens {the match is found} then the act of flirting and multiple other things happen…

But since people are into much of a hurry to wait around to see if the immune systems match, they go to the alternative of Imagery….

So what puzzles me about this is that, why is That So Important?
Is a prettier and more thinner figure an omen or sign of the Perfect immune system..

Because even though I, personally, am a (Fuck this shit…I’m not Even going to BOTHER describing myself) … I RARELY become ill… Only twice a year and that’s it..

I come home with more scratches, bruises, and weirdo scars that I never I got, but that’s a different point….

So what is it about looks that attract us…

Sure Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder…
But some “Beholders” are So DARN PICKY!
And apparently, beauty has to be stick thin and nothing else…

So while people are being picky about who they want to marry… I am going to leave this post with one thing….

If it’s SO important to be “beautiful” or “perfect”, then why do looks fade and that once Gorgeous hair color you prefer turn white or grey?
Why are the tattoos you want your mate to have so important? Gravity Does take its Toll and that Skeleton that person has now will be only a stick figure twenty years into your marriage/future…
The gauges and nipple piercings have to come off sometime, right?

So my only problem is… If something we take for a SERIOUS granted is so perishable, then why do we bother with them? Can’t we look for the proper immune  system With Out the beauty part? Or is this scientific case, a lost one?

The only thing that stays with the person you are Apparently looking for, is their smile (unless they do Meth, FTS… Buuuuugh)
 
I leave with this theory, when I fall in love it’ll be because my body chose it… Not my eyes…So yes, I shall let my “heart” chose my beau…

Oh yeah…

P.s.

Here’s another FYI…. People should Truly realize that the following Vision we use in Order to find said partner fades away at around fifty or sixty… So choose wisely because that once hot babe shall become nothing but a black and gray blur of just that… Though, this does not count for those who wear glasses and plan on seeing their optometrist every year to two years as recommended…

Good Night and Properly Love people for what they should be loved for …
Because once you find that perfect immune system , you’ll find the perfect match…

SCIENCE ON, BITCHES! SCIENCE FUCKING ON!!!

Replies make all the Difference in the World!

Not sure if anyone reads this, but I’ll keep trying because I should…

But my love life is basically … Nothingness….
Until now….

So remember when I freaked out about the Red-Head Marine who sent a joke and I responded pretty ridiculously?
Well, he replied to the joke….
Anyone REALLY want to know why sharks live in Salt Water?
It’s because pepper water makes them sneeze too much…
This joke has officially caught me off guard because though it is totally “retarded”, it really is corny and when I first read the reply I almost fell off of the bar stool I was sitting on … Hahaah

Is that normal? I don’t think so cause normally that type of joke would’ve made me face palm myself really hard because Seriously *Grumpy face*

So far so good, I’ve been busy with the whole dating scene because recently I have reconnected with a good friend of mine through MeetMe because I just stopped using Mirror because it REALLY was a piece of shit… HAhahah… Did ANYONE go to that site?

Oh, with MeetMe, I’ve been befriended a SHIT TON of Marines on the site… I must be a military man magnet…I really don’t care, they’re just people… But it is AWESOME to talk to them because I always love a new point of view…

Back to the friend, he’s a great guy! His name is Chris….He likes almost everything I do, but I’m unsure if I should because I have REALLY bad times with Chris’ !

My First Love was a Christopher, I was fourteen and we got together because his girlfriend mistakenly and Dramatically found the poetry journal I asked him to read and then threw it at me… I gave him my first kiss at the local park (here in Granada Hills) in the middle of the night, we spent the summer together , and then school resumed and then I was the “whore”… True Story

One of my friends turned crush was ANOTHER Christopher, I was seventeen and he was in the Army . I was a rebound to the blonde that he was infatuated with… When I tried to tell it to him straight and show him that she didn’t care… He kicked me out of his life faster then he could block me on Facebook…. Note to Self: Stop dating insecure, weaselly asshats…

But maybe the third time is a charm… I mean, my name is Lorelei (say it like Loralei), and I am a fan of the show Gilmore Girls, so maybe it’s meant to be … But something seems to be missing from the picture…I don’t know… Once again , I’ll keep you updated…

Though, the theory I’ve stated above is TOTAL crap and even i know it… I’m going to be honest… I LIKE Chris… But as of right now, I have my sights, my target… He’s barely gets on to talk to me ….So what do I do again?

I hear that the common Neurotypical  girl does this weird process called “Friend zoning” which is utterly frowned upon…

how can I show my affection to one person even though I truly want someone ….

Time will only tell time which is right so for now… I’ll “Let it Be”
Good night because FUCK LUCK!

Yeah I fucked this one up

Ever hate a Certain part about yourself so much that when it happens to pop up all of a sudden you want to strangle yourself…

No

No

No

No one … Not a single person? Ok then, I’m guessing I’m on my own with this one because Apparently either my intelligence or just my unlikely lack of common sense that comes with my Autism happened to pop up the other day and ruin a Perfectly simple reply to a joke!!

So if ANYONE has read this blog you’ll know that I have spoken about a certain red haired Marine that I shown an interest to for quite some time now….

He wrote to me … A joke…. A simple, but corny joke…
Hold on, I’m allowing this to sink in ….
IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE!!!! And I took it to far…

Here’s the joke: Why do Sharks swim in salt water?
My reply: I would turn this into a scientific debate but then… I don’t know worls as well

So IDK

What’s WRONG WITH ME!!!! First of all, I just noticed my spelling error! FACK! And now, I’m apparent Know It All… FAAACK!!!

Screw in the ass, why don’t you!!!

So now here I am, writing a semi-medium blog about how and why it is horrible to be the person I am … Actually it only takes a sentence

It’s because I’m too literal…Fuck me ! I have a Lovely sense of humor when I’m with my family and friends but I don’t have one when I talk to people I like… My future husband is going to have a Hell of a Time with me LOL!!!

Either way… Just thought I would update you because, of course, why shouldn’t I? There’s a lot of reasons why, but I just don’t want to think of them …

Well, for now…

Good Luck and Good Night

A Rant For Those Who Tired Of STUPID Abbrevations and Shit … Sorry guys, no dating stuff so far… But I will keep you posted

Why does the abbreviation MilSo make me want to Hack Up my dinner…

Why does putting those Letter TOGETHER making me want to Hork!

Couldn’t you Ladies think of something LESS obnoxious?

Were all the Military Spouse nicknames taken? Were you too lazy Just to say the Whole word? Almost 33% of children drop out of High School every day and a good percentile Have NEVER even been to school or on a military base EVER…
So what makes you think that This particular abbreviation HAVE to Exist! Think of something else… BUY A DICTIONARY FOR CHRIST SAKE!

Literally, Just Head Back To The Drawing Board!!

Please, because If I EVER get married to someone in the military, I WILL NEVER CALL MYSELF THAT! I won’t even take my husband’s last name… I’ll just stay with my motherfucking maiden name for the rest of my life!!!!

OMFG! *gags* I apologize…

I’m just being straight forward here… Just being myself… Somethings just make me cringe like the word “Tender” or how people separate the sound effects of a word…

Literature… Sure, there’s a “T” were the third syllable is but don’t SAY Liter-a- TER
It’s somewhat pronounced in America with semi “ch” sound…

That and the word “Brunette” fucking Kills ME!!! I don’t know why, but I HATE this words as much as MilSo!!!

I’m guessing it’s my Asperger’s but REALLY!!! STOP SAYING or CALLING yourselves MilSos… SPOUSE HAS A FUCKING “P” IN IT!!!!!

So correctly it’s MILSPO! That’s not too bad, but I might rip my eyeballs out if one says it too much!

FUUUUUUUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUUFFUFUFUFUUUUUUFUFUFUFUUFFUUUUUUUCK

END RANT

MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!!!!

FUCK!!!! ASS!!!! BUUUUUUH

A day later… P.s.
It’s come to my attention that MilSo is supposed to mean Military Significant Other… I’m sorry, Are these people GAY MEN underneath their weird clothing and vaginas?

Because Significant other to me is the term for LGBT couples .. So apparently the military vocabulary WAS empty the day you gals chose your nickname!!!!!

Also, Yeah being a Milwif sounds like you have a fucking speech impediment like that little girl with the dead squirrel (Though, That Video was HILARIOUS and you guys are not!)

So from here on out… Your new names shall be CAMO-PUSSIES! Because You know what color your Vaginas ARE, honey! That or you can choose this option… WIVES!
What’s SO Wrong with THAT!!!!?!?!?!?!

Also thank you to the “Tumblr Marine” who brought that to the light… Thank you!!! YAY!

Finally, NEWS FUCKING FLASH! You Don’t Have Ranks,Rates, or any importance AT ALL ladies!

Your “JOB”, Your “MOS”, is the one were you keep your legs shut when your fucking Spouse LEAVES FOR DEPLOYMENT!!!!!! That’s what you do… That and get a REAL fucking JOB!!! What happened to women being independent or HELPING their husbands out or shit like that!!! Ladies, recycle or write a script for all I care, just don’t sit at home WAITING!!!!

MilSos, you’ve made it to the point where I DON’T WANT TO GET FUCKING MARRIED! YOU KNOW WHAT I should just be a Lesbian and marry a woman so OF ALL YOU can throw up when you see me and my beautiful wife… SO FUCK YEAH!!!

I AM SO DONE!!!

Fin

Oh Lord !

It seems to be that the world just happen to lean on a different axis again…. One of my friends, who I apparently seem to like more than that , is starting to be a little intolerable… Maybe because he’s going through some separation and never being deployment troubles, but maybe not…

Hmmm… Time can only tell if this friend is actually going to stay with me or not because he hasn’t replied yet…

So for my readers, a tip from me to you!

Never under ANY circumstance allow a message to be unread… If it’s spam then browse over it and delete… Something lurks within every message you read…

So even you hate the person who sent the message just open it ….

Because when you deal with an Autistic person that Actually wants to taalk to you; you better open your shit because it’s been about three hours since my last message to this friend and now I’m wondering if he’s angry about what I said to him… Either way…

Until next time … Good Luck and Good Night

The beginning of A New! Trust Me I’m WORTH IT!

Hey there!Let’s begin! My name is Lorelei Ashley DiAngelo and this is my BLOG!!! This blog is Not going to turn into my damn Tumblr…In which that is an entirely Hot Mess of stuff… (Links will be put at the bottom)

I am a nineteen year old Autistic female that has the aspirations of being the United States Marine Corp,  Lara Croft equivalent of Anderson Cooper… I’ll shun the non-believers if I have to…
In all seriousness, I am a level 85 elite Blood Elf rouge from Silvermoon City who decided that ,instead of arguing percentiles with Jabba the Hutt, would jump into my TARDIS and find the real reason why Sherlock doesn’t have a third season yet… But on the way, I have had Many experiences, a Lovely Heartbreak (Screw you, Huell Howser SHALL be missed), and Many a fun time….

I also realized that dating Sasquatch and the Slenderman at the same time makes me more prone to Large mistakes and failures…Because that’s how I got my Arrow in the Knee, but it’s okay, I pulled it out and defeated 16 colossus (plural form?) afterwards…. So hey! I just met you and this is CRAZY, but here my blog so read it maybe! Because I’m not Taylor Swift and I won’t write rant blog about you if you don’t like me….

Oh Oh! So you HAVE made it this far through my nonsensical CRAP! Good Job!

Now here’s what my blog is REALLY about!
This blog is ALIVE for me so I can take record of EVERY completion of EVERY New Year’s Resolution that I have Glued to my refrigerator door at the moment, and one of them is about my Love Life… Which I AVOID on purpose because human beings annoy and scare  the shit out of me because of my Asperger’s Syndrome (aka Autism)… So this blog is going to be about my journeys into the unknowns of love…And we will see where it takes me!

So far the only progress I have made is enrolling onto a online dating site wrongly titled, Mirror… (Once again links shall be at the end)

My observations so far are that, the people on the site aren’t pathetic just misunderstood, but I really can’t take the site or the people on it  seriously for I just end up laughing either way…

I wouldn’t REALLY know what to say except “Sorry” to my friend who sent me the link to look at the profiles that were present so I can  get a BF/GF, but I failed him when I started Laughing my ASS off at these people…

It’s SO pathetic and sad… Not the people ON the Dating Sites but The people that REVIEW the people on the Site..
Because apparently that’s the status quo: person makes profile, other people Dates person with said profile and then types up a review for the person… The best part is that the Other person has the BALLS to review themselves and They Always Put “I was a Perfect Angel”… THAT’S Where I start cackling! What a lie!!!

Because  to SAY that you’re an Angel is to say that You gave it your BEST and HARDEST EFFORT to  balance out the options of having a proper and serious relationship with said person .. Not say “Oh, we dated a few times and now I hate his gut because he wouldn’t buy me a Prada purse or Christian Loubouiton pumps (I really don’t give a shit about this brand, so fuck it’s spelling!) … Or that because they like to “party” and “talk about themselves” is a deal breaker…No, you’re just insecure and want someone to fondle you. Too Bad, Get The Fuck Out and go to eHarmony or Craigslist if you want that shit…

So far, so good, I haven’t clicked on any profiles yet, but I’m sure that’ll change…

Also, another thing is that I am Apprehensive about this because  I’m already on a website titled “Meet Me”  and I have been messaging and have begun to seriously LIKE this guy named Sean who is a US Marine! (Grrr, Purrrrr, UNF… Trust me when I say that I SHALL have more on this!) He’s Hilarious, Intelligent, and JUST SO …hold on a second … I’m sorry this person deserves the perfect Personal Fan Girly description of himself…  He’s a Benedict Cumberbatch’s hair, freckly and sweet faced, so gorgeous, faint worthy, THE Doctor smart, Taylor Lautner hot , Fuck me so hard … *Explodes*  type of guy!!  So worth my time, but I try not to talk to him because if I talk to him too much he’s going to think I’m insane… But I’m not…So why does being Autistic and being interested in person make you look insane? I shall never know!

So for now I think I should stop here before ALL OF YOU start to think I’m insane…

Also, this May Be blog is for Me, but I will also answer any questions  you have about Autism, Life with Autism, and Dating (Whether with or without Autism)….

So come on down and read up cause this shit about to get real…. LET’S DO THIS!

So for now… Good Night and Good Luck

P.s.
Here are the links to the sites I mentioned…

yaledevildog9375,tumblr.com -Obviously…. Tumblr…Follow Me if you’d like and reblog and become addicted

http://www.meetme.com/walkswithyouthroughflames – MeetMe, add me if you’d like… Message me, and ask me advice questions… Go on, do it

And just go to mirror.com and “Frame yourself” … Why not? Just try it …. Maybe you’re like me and decide to laugh your ass off at the Reviews of the people on the site… It’s not the best thing, but you’ll realize how shallow people can be when you read them….